(For Chicago Cubs' legend Ron Santo's "Number 10 Restaurant.")
Hello, this is the Chez Francais, specializing in
frog legs with peach sauce.
Boy, do I have a wrong number. I was looking for
Ron Santo's Number 10 Restaurant at 27 South Northwest Highway in Park
Ridge. No offense, but it's a warm and friendly place; perfect for lunch
with a client or dinner with the family. You can even hold get-togethers
in the "Hot Corner," Ron's room for private parties.
But sir, at Chez Francais we have the special
I'm sure they're great, but I'm in the mood for Ron
Santo's good American food: wood-roasted rotisserie chicken, Ron's famous
ribs, Ron's delicious pizza -- and everything is so reasonably priced.
It sounds magnifique. (Drops accent, switches to
Midwestern English) Oh, the heck with all that. My brother will be in town
for the holidays — maybe we'll see you at Santo's.
Don't forget there's free parking behind Ron Santo's
Number 10 Restaurant, 27 South Northwest Highway in Park Ridge.